DIY: A window valance

If you were to fast-forward 1o years into the future and research homes that were decorated solely from online purchases during the pandemic, you would see my house.

When I say I only shop online, I truly mean I only shop online.

I don’t remember the last time I stepped foot inside a store. It may have been Target earlier this year. And it was only because I needed a humidifier.

Before that, it was probably an At Home store last fall for bathroom accessories. And Macy’s in December, but that was for Christmas shopping.

I was slowly decorating the home and buying pieces as I gave myself permission to.

But when you’re in a pandemic and strongly encouraged to stay home, what do you do? You put the decorating plan into high gear.

And when you shop only online, you have to hope your vision for the space plays out well in real life.

I have been fortunate when shopping online at Target because I already know what the decor items look like. Besides, a faux plant is a faux plant is a faux plant. How wrong could it be?

But there are only so many fake ferns that one can buy before you have to face the fact that if you don’t want your style to grow weeds, you’re going to have to trust your judgment and take some chances.

Enter window treatments.

The house came with blinds as a standard feature, and they are perfectly fine on their own. But I always envisioned adding curtain panels to spruce up the window and add a touch of elegance to the rooms.

But a professional job would have meant booking an appointment for someone to come into the house to take measurements and install.

And as you may recall from my last blog post, I am not allowing strangers into my home for the foreseeable future. (See “Home repairs in the age of Covid,” August 3, 2020.)

So that meant shopping online for rods and curtains. Because neither John nor I had hung curtains before, we decided to start small: the window in the bar room.

John wanted a green valance to go with the Irish vibe in the room. So I searched. And searched. And searched some more. But the only green valances I could find were for kitchens or Dutch doors. Not exactly the look we wanted in a home bar.

Also, the bar room is adjacent to the living room. So whatever style we chose for the bar room would have to complement the living room.

Then finally, I happened upon a maroon valance at Target with a swag reminiscent of a herald’s banner, which ties into the pub vibe. The valance scrunches a bit too much for my liking, but it only came in one size.

The color wasn’t our first choice but the maroon works with the dark wood tones in the bar and mirror. And it complements the grey, black and white colors in the living room.

For the rod, I picked a simple matte black French pipe that matches the foot rest at the base of the bar. Of course you can’t see the curtain rod, but I know it’s there.

The rod and valance were delivered the following week. The rod came with an anchor, but the weight of it was light enough that we would only need the screws.

The next weekend, John set up the ladder and drill and got to hanging the rod. For those who are new here, John suffered three strokes almost three years ago that left his right hand almost useless.

So that meant drilling the screws into the wall and holding the rod with only his left hand, all while standing on a ladder. Did I mention he was right-handed before the stroke?

Because I tend to overly supervise in these situations, I was more useful to John siting around the corner while he did the installation himself. And can I tell you what a wonderful job he did?

The rod extends evenly across the window. The valance is straight. And the treatment provides the warm homey feeling we were hoping for.

With the window in the bar room done, it’ll soon be time for bigger DIY projects: curtain panels and rods for the large window in the living room and – gasp! – the sliders in the kitchen.

I’ve already started shopping online. But don’t tell John just yet. I don’t want to scare off my personal handyman.

Home bar essentials

If you’ve been following my blog from the start, you know the home bar is our favorite room in the house.

John and I meet there every Friday for happy hour. It came in handy when the quarantine hit. We didn’t miss our local hangout because… well… our local hangout was under our roof.

But like any evolving room in the house, the home bar is a work in progress. It needs to be nurtured. Maintained.

The home bar is to be enjoyed, but with that enjoyment comes the chore of taking inventory. Trying new liquors while keeping old favorites on hand.

Here are steps for building a home bar that has something for everyone:

The basics – Always keep vodka and tequila on hand. A margarita is always a hit. Bloody Marys are popular at brunches. At parties, someone will always suggest a shot of tequila. The real drinker will request vodka on ice.

Beef if up – Bourbon (aka John’s favorite) is the base for a good Manhattan or Old Fashioned. You could say bourbon is an acquired taste, and you would be right. The first sip will hurt. But after the ice melts a bit, the bourbon rounds out to a sweet, smooth finish.

Mix it up – Juices, sodas, bitters and liqueurs can elevate a ‘meh’ drink to an awesome drink. This is the fun part of stocking a bar but the choices can be overwhelming. Play if safe with orange and cranberry juices, lemon-lime soda, dry and sweet vermouth, and orange bitters and liqueurs.

Beer and wine – No bar is complete without these staples. And here’s where you can run the gamut because beer and wine are relatively inexpensive. For beer, keep lagers and ambers on hand. For wine, pick a white and a red. For trendy drinkers, select an IPA beer and a Rose wine. For special occasions, keep a few bottles of sparkling wine on hand.

Garnishes – Lemons, limes and oranges are the obvious choices. If you have room in your budget and in your refrigerator, a jar of cherries, stuffed olives and cocktail onions add a special touch and flavor.

Glassware – Beer mugs and wine and rocks glasses are so affordable, there is no reason not to have them. You might ask what the big deal is, but having the right glass for your drink is as important as the measurement of tequila in that margarita.

Accessories – A corkscrew and a bottle opener go without saying. A potato peeler can be used for citrus rind. But if you’re ready to be a true mixologist, a tool set will give you a double jigger, a muddler, a strainer, a stirrer and a shaker. Just the words alone sound fun. Don’t forget to pick out a cocktail recipe book. Now you have all of the essentials for a true home bar.

A true home bar has something for everyone. Photo by Cindy Hernandez